Girl Scout cookies
On Sun, 24 May 2009 20:57:35 -0400, "Paco" >
wrote:
>"Mark Thorson" > wrote...
>
>> I've never bought any and never would because
>> I don't want to support a paramilitary organization
>> for girls or anybody else.
>
>Oh, you did it now, Mark! Let the cat out of the bag. Well, time for full
>disclosure. Girl Scouts actually train with the U.S. Navy Seals and the
>CIA. Currently, they have been successfully and covertly inserted into
>Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan. These "sleeper cells" await orders from POTUS
>and upon receiving said orders, will inundate the targeted countries with
>Thin Mints, Samoas® and Do-Si-Dos®, thus causing total mayhem and collapsing
>the countries political and military infrastructures. A "black ops"
>program, in place since the Coolidge administration. Truth be told the GSA
>specializes in nuclear and radiological warfare. Keep your Geiger counter
>at the ready!
I think you should win some kind of prize for this, Paco! LOL!
Carol
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