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On Sun, 24 May 2009 22:19:03 -0400, "Nancy Young"
> wrote:

>Paco wrote:
>> "Mark Thorson" > wrote

>
>>> I've never bought any and never would because
>>> I don't want to support a paramilitary organization
>>> for girls or anybody else.

>>
>> Oh, you did it now, Mark! Let the cat out of the bag. Well, time
>> for full disclosure. Girl Scouts actually train with the U.S. Navy
>> Seals and the CIA. Currently, they have been successfully and
>> covertly inserted into Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan. These "sleeper
>> cells" await orders from POTUS and upon receiving said orders, will
>> inundate the targeted countries with Thin Mints, Samoas® and
>> Do-Si-Dos®, thus causing total mayhem and collapsing the countries
>> political and military infrastructures. A "black ops" program, in
>> place since the Coolidge administration. Truth be told the GSA
>> specializes in nuclear and radiological warfare. Keep your Geiger
>> counter at the ready!

>
>If you look closely, you'll see that the Sewing badge actually says
>Spying. It's subtle, but if you pay attention, you'll see that those
>activities are just not what they seem. It doesn't say Cooking, it
>says Coup-ing. Like that.


You know that your time on this planet is very limited now, don't you,
Nancy? What *possessed* you to post that?????

You'll be missed.

Carol

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