Girl Scout cookies
"Damsel" > wrote in message
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> On Sun, 24 May 2009 20:57:35 -0400, "Paco" >
> wrote:
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>>"Mark Thorson" > wrote...
>>
>>> I've never bought any and never would because
>>> I don't want to support a paramilitary organization
>>> for girls or anybody else.
>>
>>Oh, you did it now, Mark! Let the cat out of the bag. Well, time for
>>full
>>disclosure. Girl Scouts actually train with the U.S. Navy Seals and the
>>CIA. Currently, they have been successfully and covertly inserted into
>>Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan. These "sleeper cells" await orders from POTUS
>>and upon receiving said orders, will inundate the targeted countries with
>>Thin Mints, Samoas® and Do-Si-Dos®, thus causing total mayhem and
>>collapsing
>>the countries political and military infrastructures. A "black ops"
>>program, in place since the Coolidge administration. Truth be told the
>>GSA
>>specializes in nuclear and radiological warfare. Keep your Geiger counter
>>at the ready!
>
> I think you should win some kind of prize for this, Paco! LOL!
>
> Carol
>
Thank you! Thank you very much! Be here all week, shows at 7, 9 and 11!
Be sure to tip your server! ;-)
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