"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
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> Paco wrote:
>> "Mark Thorson" > wrote
>
>>> I've never bought any and never would because
>>> I don't want to support a paramilitary organization
>>> for girls or anybody else.
>>
>> Oh, you did it now, Mark! Let the cat out of the bag. Well, time
>> for full disclosure. Girl Scouts actually train with the U.S. Navy
>> Seals and the CIA. Currently, they have been successfully and
>> covertly inserted into Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan. These "sleeper
>> cells" await orders from POTUS and upon receiving said orders, will
>> inundate the targeted countries with Thin Mints, Samoas® and
>> Do-Si-Dos®, thus causing total mayhem and collapsing the countries
>> political and military infrastructures. A "black ops" program, in
>> place since the Coolidge administration. Truth be told the GSA
>> specializes in nuclear and radiological warfare. Keep your Geiger
>> counter at the ready!
>
> If you look closely, you'll see that the Sewing badge actually says
> Spying. It's subtle, but if you pay attention, you'll see that those
> activities are just not what they seem. It doesn't say Cooking, it
> says Coup-ing. Like that.
>
> nancy

Ah, another "insider". A nefarious bunch, those Girl Scouts are.
<whispering> You know, Nancy, now that the readers of this group know the
country's deepest, darkest secret, they will all have to be "silenced".
What do you suggest? If worse comes to worse, we can always give the green
light to... (I shudder at the mere thought)... the CUB SCOUTS! <insert evil
chortle here>