On May 25, 12:43*am, "Paco" > wrote:
> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
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> > Paco wrote:
> >> "Mark Thorson" > wrote
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> >>> I've never bought any and never would because
> >>> I don't want to support a paramilitary organization
> >>> for girls or anybody else.
>
> >> Oh, you did it now, Mark! *Let the cat out of the bag. *Well, time
> >> for full disclosure. *Girl Scouts actually train with the U.S. Navy
> >> Seals and the CIA. *Currently, they have been successfully and
> >> covertly inserted into Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan. *These "sleeper
> >> cells" await orders from POTUS and upon receiving said orders, will
> >> inundate the targeted countries with Thin Mints, Samoas® and
> >> Do-Si-Dos®, thus causing total mayhem and collapsing the countries
> >> political and military infrastructures. *A "black ops" program, in
> >> place since the Coolidge administration. *Truth be told the GSA
> >> specializes in nuclear and radiological warfare. *Keep your Geiger
> >> counter at the ready!
>
> > If you look closely, you'll see that the Sewing badge actually says
> > Spying. *It's subtle, but if you pay attention, you'll see that those
> > activities are just not what they seem. *It doesn't say Cooking, it
> > says Coup-ing. *Like that.
>
> > nancy
>
> Ah, another "insider". *A nefarious bunch, those Girl Scouts are.
> <whispering> You know, Nancy, now that the readers of this group know the
> country's deepest, darkest secret, they will all have to be "silenced".
> What do you suggest? *If worse comes to worse, we can always give the green
> light to... (I shudder at the mere thought)... the CUB SCOUTS! *<insert evil
> chortle here>

No! No more popcorn cans! They have to be buried in the back yard!
AEEEEEEE!

TINC
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