On Mon, 25 May 2009 21:50:05 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> fired up random neurons and synapses to
opine:

>I hope it's true; a friend sent it to me:
>
>"I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely
>ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out
>line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.
>
>Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward
>looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which ten items would you
>like to buy?"

Once. Just once, I want to be in line behind this woman and in the
checkout lane with this checker.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

--

"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

- Duncan Hines

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