Melba's Jammin' > wrote in
:

> I hope it's true; a friend sent it to me:
>
> "I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.
> Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had
> slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with
> groceries.
>
> Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come
> forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which ten
> items would you like to buy?"

Perfect question for her to ask of the customer!