Date: 05-30-2009

Time: 07:00 AM

Weight: 1.5 pounds

Number of turds: 13 rabbit turd styled feces

Consistency: Like Play-Doh

Color: Brown with orange and yellow speckles

Odor: Very little

Previous day's intake: Several blocks of extra sharp cheddar cheese,
peanut butter sandwiches, boiled eggs, bacon, baked potatoes, several
loaves of white and brown bread, several boxes of cheese and crackers,
and carrot cake.

Comments: Barely mustered the meager bowel movement noted above, took
several enemas to try and pass more but enjoyed no additional
success. Will megadose some laxatives to try and force a better bowel
movement for tomorrow's report.