Thread: Diabetic Bowel Movement: 05-30-2009 [CONSTIPATION ALERT!!!]
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Default Diabetic Bowel Movement: 05-30-2009 [CONSTIPATION ALERT!!!]
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> Date: 05-30-2009
>
> Time: 07:00 AM
>
> Weight: 1.5 pounds
>
> Number of turds: 13 rabbit turd styled feces
>
> Consistency: Like Play-Doh
>

How do you determine this?
Waitaminute...I dont wanna know

> Color: Brown with orange and yellow speckles
>
> Odor: Very little
>
> Previous day's intake: Several blocks of extra sharp cheddar cheese,
> peanut butter sandwiches, boiled eggs, bacon, baked potatoes, several
> loaves of white and brown bread, several boxes of cheese and crackers,
> and carrot cake.
>
Holy Schnikes!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!


> Comments: Barely mustered the meager bowel movement noted above, took
> several enemas to try and pass more but enjoyed no additional
> success. Will megadose some laxatives to try and force a better bowel
> movement for tomorrow's report.

A hit of 500mg vitamin C daily should loosen you right up, mate.
If thats not enough, increase it to twice a day.

FYI
HTH
HAND

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