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§ñühw¤£f[_2_] · **Diabetic Bowel Movement: 05-30-2009 [CONSTIPATION ALERT!!!]**

In message >,
wrote:
> On May 31, 3:06*pm, §ñühw¤£f > wrote:
> > In message =
> ..com>,
> >
> > wrote:
> > > On May 30, 2:57*pm, §ñühw¤£f > wrote:
> > > > In message =
> oups=
> > > ..com>,
> >
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > Date: 05-30-2009
> >
> > > > > Time: 07:00 AM
> >
> > > > > Weight: 1.5 pounds
> >
> > > > > Number of turds: 13 rabbit turd styled feces
> >
> > > > > Consistency: Like Play-Doh
> >
> > > > How do you determine this?
> > > > Waitaminute...I dont wanna know
> >
> > > I put on latex gloves and examine the feces very closely. *I do it fo=
> r
> > > scientific purposes and post the results here in my "Diabetic Bowel
> > > Movement" logs as a service to the diabetic community.
> >
> > If you took it to a wildlife biologist and told them you thought it was
> > bigfoot scat" *they might run a more thorough analysis on it.
> > Jus Sayin...
>
> I have considered mailing them to people on asd who request them but
> the USPS classifies excrement as a biohazard which is a no-no ;-)
>
I bet you could use Brown. THey always say " what can brown do for you"?

> > > > > Color: *Brown with orange and yellow speckles
> >
> > > > > Odor: *Very little
> >
> > > > > Previous day's intake: *Several blocks of extra sharp cheddar che=
> ese,
> > > > > peanut butter sandwiches, boiled eggs, bacon, baked potatoes, sever=
> al
> > > > > loaves of white and brown bread, several boxes of cheese and cracke=
> rs,
> > > > > and carrot cake.
> >
> > > > Holy Schnikes!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!
> >
> > > I'm a big man, I have a big appetite!
> >
> > And a big grocery bill...
>
> You should have seen my rectum before surgery last month, it hung down
> like an elephant's trunk, I had to hold it to keep it from dragging
> water, and often it was more convenient to stand to defecate. It did
> cause some strange looks in public restrooms, though, doin' the urinal
> poop thing ;-)
>
If you got a strategicly placed peircing it could be rolled up and pinned.
Jus Sayin...

> > > > > Comments: *Barely mustered the meager bowel movement noted above,=
> too=
> > > k
> > > > > several enemas to try and pass more but enjoyed no additional
> > > > > success. *Will megadose some laxatives to try and force a better =
> bowe=
> > > l
> > > > > movement for tomorrow's report.
> >
> > > > A hit of 500mg vitamin C daily should loosen you right up, mate.
> > > > If thats not enough, increase it to twice a day.
> >
> > > A package of exlax and a pint of caster oil will purge anything, even
> > > 10 pounds of cheddar cheese ;-)
> >
> > Words to live by friend, words to live by.
>
> I do!

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