blake murphy wrote:
> On Tue, 2 Jun 2009 09:14:42 -0700, Dave Bugg wrote:
>
>> blake murphy wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 1 Jun 2009 12:13:43 -0700, Dave Bugg wrote:
>>>
>>>> I've been doing bbq for over 30 yrs, and have owned a bbq joint.
>>>> Bbq CAN be slow cooking, but not all slow cooking is bbq, which is
>>>> the bone of my contention. Some hard-core bbq purists will do pork
>>>> shoulders at 305F. And if push comes to shove, some regional
>>>> variations of bbq, like some found in north carolina, do their best
>>>> to avoid a "smokey heat" by using open pits instead of closed pits,
>>>> and by pre-burning wood down to charcoal before adding the fuel to
>>>> the pit.
>>>>
>>>> Just sayin'.
>>>
>>> it sometimes seems there are more sects in BBQism than christianity,
>>> and most just as fervid.
>>
>> Let's see: there's the no sauce sect, the mustard and vinegar-based
>> sauce sect, the tomato-based vinegar and pepper flake sect, the pork
>> shoulder sect, the whole-hog sect, the 'anyone who ain't from Texas
>> ain't shit' sect, the mutton and burgoo sect, the brisket and hot
>> links only sect (see Texas), the spare-ribs not baby-back ribs sect,
>> the baby back not spare ribs sect, the church of Memphis sect, the
>> church of Kansas City sect, the anything covered with a thick red
>> sticky sweet sauce is barbecue sect, the.........
>>
>> Fist-fights can and will occur amongst various sect members from
>> time to time, but hardly ever any weapons-based blood-shed.
>
> clearly, the BBQists need to stop slacking off and catch up to the
> christians. i'm certain many of them are already armed.
>
> but i'm sure the BBQists would have more class than to shoot people
> at the actual BBQ site.

One could only hope!! I do worry about the BBQ cultists who inhabit
Deliverance country.
--
Dave
What is best in life? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before
you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -- Conan