On Jun 14, 12:16*pm, bulka > wrote:
> A friend has asked me to contibute to an art project next weekend. *My
> part - slogans, proverbs, aphorisms and such, to be "fortunes" in a
> bunch of ping pong balls in one of his ridiculous, brilliant
> installations. *This time, Skrill Party, or something like that, at
> the Hyde Park Art Center in Chicago.
>
> Some of you have good sigs that I may steal. *Or, you could send me
> some one-liners.
>
> The artist name is Nick Black, my real name is Michael Bulka, the
> gallery sponsoring this deal is Joymore, I think at joymore.org. *if
> you need to verify anything.
>
> The church is near, but the road is icy. *The tavern is far, but I
> will walk carefully.
>
> OB Food - I was careful at the farmers' market today, *bought just a
> handful of weeds - dill, mint, cilantro, something the girl said was
> "sorta like bok choy, but not really". *Nothing at all like that, but
> it will still be salad tonight. *Waiting for my own weeds to come in.
>
> B
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Here's a few to offend almost anyone!

"We're all crazy, but just some of us have diagnoses." [mine]

"Somedays you're the pigeon. Some days you're the statue."

Jewish History in nine words: "They tried to kill us. We won. Let's
eat."

"Ginger Rogers. She could do everything Fred Astaire could do
. . . backwards in high heels."

"Jesus called. He wants his religion back."

"Prayer is politically correct schizophrenia."

"Schadenfreude is the only true joy."

"Clap louder . . . Tinkerbell is dying."

:-)

Apologies to all,
Lynn in Fargo