On Jun 14, 12:16*pm, bulka > wrote:
> A friend has asked me to contibute to an art project next weekend. *My
> part - slogans, proverbs, aphorisms and such, to be "fortunes" in a
> bunch of ping pong balls in one of his ridiculous, brilliant
> installations. *This time, Skrill Party, or something like that, at
> the Hyde Park Art Center in Chicago.
>
> Some of you have good sigs that I may steal. *Or, you could send me
> some one-liners.

You could change my old sig (below)* to this:

For your safety and protection, this fortune has
been thoroughly tested on laboratory animals.

* "For your safety and protection, this sig. file has
been thoroughly tested on laboratory animals."

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--Bryan