"Grant Erwin" > wrote in message
> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.
>
> By the way, having raised 4 voracious teenagers, I have learned to cut
> watermelon up very quickly (seedless).
>
> 1. cut it in half

It would be better if you could find a regular seeded melon. The seedless
are lacking in flavor. Spitting seeds is half the fun for teenagers too.