OT -- Watermelon Laws
"Grant Erwin" > wrote in message
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> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
>> cookouts.
>>
>> 1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>
>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don’t just bring it and leave it
>> somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
>> cutting board, and serve it. It won’t happen and no one will remember
>> about it until they’re cleaning up and find it after the party is over.
>>
>> 3) If you bring one and it doesn’t get served, take it home. Don’t expect
>> your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a leftover.
>
> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.
Oooh, good one.
1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don’t just
bring it and leave
it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
cutting board, and serve it. It won’t happen and no one will remember
about it until they’re cleaning up and find it after the party is over.
3) If you bring one and it doesn’t get served, take it home. Don’t
expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
leftover.
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