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Default Today's Dead Spread

It was uninspired. Deli potato salad (not bad), cole slaw (not too
bad), chips, pickle spears, roast beast sandwiches with plastic packets
of condiments; bars, cupcakes, and tasty carrot cake. Plastic flatware
that looked like stainless steel, and paper plates and styro coffee
cups. Lutherans are getting a bad name for their funeral luncheons, I
fear. I'm thinking of converting to Judaism‹that was a nice spread.
"-) The deceased? In my heart he'll always be forever young.

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