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George Shirley George Shirley is offline
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Default Today's Dead Spread

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> It was uninspired. Deli potato salad (not bad), cole slaw (not too
> bad), chips, pickle spears, roast beast sandwiches with plastic packets
> of condiments; bars, cupcakes, and tasty carrot cake. Plastic flatware
> that looked like stainless steel, and paper plates and styro coffee
> cups. Lutherans are getting a bad name for their funeral luncheons, I
> fear. I'm thinking of converting to Judaism‹that was a nice spread.
> "-) The deceased? In my heart he'll always be forever young.
>

I'm more familiar with Catholic and Southern Baptist dead spreads and
they're both wonderful.