On Wed 17 Jun 2009 06:17:08p, George Shirley told us...

> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>> It was uninspired. Deli potato salad (not bad), cole slaw (not too
>> bad), chips, pickle spears, roast beast sandwiches with plastic packets
>> of condiments; bars, cupcakes, and tasty carrot cake. Plastic flatware
>> that looked like stainless steel, and paper plates and styro coffee
>> cups. Lutherans are getting a bad name for their funeral luncheons, I
>> fear. I'm thinking of converting to Judaism‹that was a nice spread.
>> "-) The deceased? In my heart he'll always be forever young.
>>
> I'm more familiar with Catholic and Southern Baptist dead spreads and
> they're both wonderful.
>

I think, in general, that dead spreads in the south are far suuperior to most
other locations. Southerners wouldn't be caught dead with a sub-par dead
spread.

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Wayne Boatwright
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