"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
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| It was uninspired. Deli potato salad (not bad), cole slaw (not too
| bad), chips, pickle spears, roast beast sandwiches with plastic packets
| of condiments; bars, cupcakes, and tasty carrot cake. Plastic flatware
| that looked like stainless steel, and paper plates and styro coffee
| cups. Lutherans are getting a bad name for their funeral luncheons, I
| fear. I'm thinking of converting to Judaism | "-) The deceased? In my heart he'll always be
forever young.

Death ain't nothin' without bagels, chopped chicken liver,
cream cheese and smoked salmon.

pavane