OT -- Watermelon Laws
On Jun 17, 12:18*am, MoonsOfJupiter > wrote:
> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
> cookouts.
>
> 1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>
> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don’t just bring it and leave
> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
> cutting board, and serve it. It won’t happen and no one will remember
> about it until they’re cleaning up and find it after the party is over.
>
> 3) If you bring one and it doesn’t get served, take it home. Don’t
> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
> leftover.
>
> :O:
> wd
Great topic, I have made some small changes as a suggestion.
This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
cookouts.
1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
2) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
3) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
Cam
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