Today's Dead Spread
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:53:59 -0500, George Shirley wrote:
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> Around here the ladies who supplied a sup-par spread would be ridden out
> of town on a rail, covered with tar and feathers.
>
> The parishioners at our church are, in the main, getting on in years. We
> have a funeral almost weekly and there's always a dead spread of sorts.
> Of late the ladies of the Altar Society provide the food, which means I
> do the cooking for the Altar Society lady I'm married to. They seem to
> always ask me for specialty breads, don't these women bake anymore?
not if they can bamboozle a man into doing it.
your pal,
blake
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