On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:41:06 -0400, pavane wrote:

> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> ...
>| It was uninspired. Deli potato salad (not bad), cole slaw (not too
>| bad), chips, pickle spears, roast beast sandwiches with plastic packets
>| of condiments; bars, cupcakes, and tasty carrot cake. Plastic flatware
>| that looked like stainless steel, and paper plates and styro coffee
>| cups. Lutherans are getting a bad name for their funeral luncheons, I
>| fear. I'm thinking of converting to Judaism | "-) The deceased? In my heart he'll always be
> forever young.
>
> Death ain't nothin' without bagels, chopped chicken liver,
> cream cheese and smoked salmon.
>
> pavane

if lunch is gonna be that good, i'm not dying.

your pal,
blake