On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:33:31 -0500, Omelet wrote:

> In article
> >,
> Kalmia > wrote:
>
>> On Jun 16, 6:10*pm, Becca > wrote:
>> I wish they would seat
>>> families on one side of the restaurant. *This way, the parents (or
>>> grandparents) do not feel so uncomfortable when their child gets
>>> restless or starts screeching.
>>
>> They should do more than get uncomfortable. They need to shut that
>> kid UP.
>
> How?

i hear chloroform works well.

your pal,
blake