"blake murphy" > wrote
>
> i gotta take the eggs out of the refrigerator. if i'm forgetful, take the
> butter out of the freezer. take a slice of rye from the freezer. dig the
> pan out from the oven. dig up the grater. possibly wash grater. whip the
> eggs. dig out a paper plate to grate the cheese over. take cheese out of
> refrigerator. possibly cut mold off the cheese. grate the cheese. melt
> the butter. dig the spatula out of the drawer. try to remember the temp
> setting i last cooked the eggs on. put the rye in the toaster. dig out a
> plate. try to figure out if the eggs are cooked enough to fold the
> omelet.
>

An egg man AND a rye man. Be still mah patootie.