Chemo the Clown > wrote in news:a78fbf07-e09c-4e28-b478-
:

> On Jun 18, 5:37*pm, "<RJ>" > wrote:
>> I need to fill a hip flask with brandy.
>>
>> The flask has an opening much smaller than
>> the spout on any of my funnels ......
>>
>> How do I fill the flask without spilling booze ??
>
> Make a funnel out of tin foil.
>



Chuck the flask and just slurp outta the bottle.


Being a brandy drinker, that should be second nature to you.



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers
nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a
stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad
drink, though."
Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous