On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:43:21 -0700, "The Ranger"
> fired up random neurons and synapses to opine:

>Since I know you're _not_ kidding, I'll spell it out:
>Cheesecake Factory + Applebee's + TGIFriday's = Cheesebeeday

I read an article somewhere online a couple of weeks ago (maybe it was
through one of the RFC posts) about the top 10 most disgusting,
over-caloried entrees one could order and Cheesecake Factory, IIRC,
had five out of the 10. Fried mac and cheese? <shudder>

We do McCormick and Schmick's a couple of times a month for lunch from
work and have gotten to know the manager on a
hi-how-are-ya-fine-how-are-you basis. He told us one day that when he
trained at Cheesecake Factory, he gained 30 lbs. Doesn't look like M
and S has slimmed him down any. He joked that he gave up on belts and
started wearing suspenders b/c he could expand the suspenders. Do guys
realize that suspenders just *frame* a big belly?

Just sayin',
Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

--

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch!"

-- W.C. Fields

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