Bobo Bonobo® wrote:
Tommy Joe wrote:
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> And I wouldn't do it if it wasn't good. That's first and foremost.

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> Yes, you would. You microwave raw chicken.


Here's what I'm going to do, Bryan. I'm assembling a book
dedicated to the benefits of microwave cooking. Not only will I make
each dish look good, they will be good, because I created them.
Regardless, the book will sell and I'll make millions. Then I'll
retire and hire someone to cook my meals in a more conventional
manner. Imagine if I hired you as my cook and you didn't know who I
was. Then one day I'd snag you from behind in the kitchen with a
large corkscrew through the center of your shoulders, then drag you
over the microwave where I jam your face through the window, then turn
it on fullblast. Wha'dya having for supper Tommy? Bonobo, baby,
microwaved bonobo for supper tonight.

Tommy Joe