"Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
m...
> Merryb wrote:
>
>> On Jun 25, 9:47 am, "Gregory Morrow" > wrote:
>>> "A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls
>>> up to a nice tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and
>>> walks inside.
>>>
>>> As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over
>>> the bar:
>>>
>>> COLD BEER: $2.00
>>>
>>> HAMBURGER: $2.25
>>>
>>> CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
>>>
>>> CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
>>>
>>> HAND JOB: $50.00
>>>
>>> Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole'
>>> biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive
>>> female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled
>>> farmers.
>>>
>>> She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
>>>
>>> "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
>>>
>>> The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he
>>> whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
>>>
>>> She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes,
>>> yes, I sure am".
>>>
>>> The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
>>> "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
>>>
>>>> o)
>>
>> Love it- thanks for a good laugh- you're full of P.& V. this morning!
>
> Glad to oblige...I've been real busy the last coupla daze and I know you
> folx have missed me terribly, thought I'd give y'all a few laffs...
>
>
Cute joke... but I don't believe he was a real biker, or he'd have ordered a
few beers with that burger.. and a real biker wouldn't ever think about
washing hands! hehe