The Mensa Invitational
Pennyaline wrote:
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> Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq. wrote:
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> <snip>
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> > The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its
> > yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings
> > for common words.
> >
> > And the winners a
> > 1. coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.
>
> No, no! Way off the mark. Too many letters difference. Try this:
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> coffee, n. the person occupying the box
ARRGGHGHH!! >:O\
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