On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:08:55 -0500, Vesper wrote:

> The wax ruined the chili and I tossed it, cleaned up the
> oven, heated it and wiped it with Virgin Olive Oil (I know, wrong, use
> older oil to avoid excessive smoking.)

Virgin Olive Oil does not come from trees that are under the age of
14. What you want is any *refined* oil. Refined oil comes from the
fruits of trees or shrubs that have attended etiquette school for at
least one year and are of legal age of consent in their respective
countries.

-sw