SportClips sent me this for my fictitious birthday:

http://i40.tinypic.com/2m7dzqp.jpg

There's no name or date on it. I just used it to get a, uh, shave.
No questions asked.

So this is my gift to all the fine, and some not so fine, netizens
of RFC.

ObFood: Whole Pork loin brined in chipotle and orange juice. I have
no idea how I'm going to cook it yet. But it's quite an impressive
schlong.

-sw