"Twilly Turkey" wrote:
> Lou wrote:
>
>> Martha Stewart and her recipes are totally useless. I have a friend
>> who runs an upscale nail salon. I stopped in and witnessed a Martha
>> bash. They all liked looking at the pictures but not one of the dozen
>> women would ever use any of her recipes ever again. The consensus was
>> "they never work."
>
> I use her recipe for turkey gravy; it's always worked perfectly for me.
>
> Boob
>

What would one expect, you're a turkey! LOL