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Bob Terwilliger[_1_] Bob Terwilliger[_1_] is offline
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Default Fried Prosciutto

Sheldon wrote:

>>> Martha Stewart and her recipes are totally useless. I have a friend
>>> who runs an upscale nail salon. I stopped in and witnessed a Martha
>>> bash. They all liked looking at the pictures but not one of the dozen
>>> women would ever use any of her recipes ever again. The consensus was
>>> "they never work."

>>
>> I use her recipe for turkey gravy; it's always worked perfectly for me.
>>
>> Boob

>
> What would one expect, you're a turkey! LOL


Admit it: You don't know how to make gravy, do you? You certainly don't know
how to make stew; you proved that with your posts about it. You don't even
know how to cook hamburgers. You've never roasted a turkey in your life, you
have no idea what "drippings" are, and your favorite gravy comes from
Colonel Sanders. Just stick with your fried Spam, your wieners, and your
olive loaf, you Cub-Scout-chaser.

Bob