On Jul 24, 3:56*am, Ronald McDonald. <e...@up.****> wrote:
> McDONALD'S® "OLD-SCHOOL" CHEESEBURGER

1. Ground up microwaved kangaroo tail patty
2. Rancid process cheese
3. Imitation ketchup
4. Rehydrated onions
5. Microwaved pickle slice
6. Bun that was around in Jesus' time

Get some teenaged kid that hasn't washed in the past five years to
slap all this together and charge you a couple of bucks, et voila!
The McShitter's experience!