In article >,
"George Leppla" > wrote:

> A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
>
> Crissssssscoooo!'
>
> Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle
> 3.'
>
> The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling
> my wife. She's in here somewhere'
>
> The clerk is astonished.
>
> 'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
>
> The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in
> public.'
>
> 'I see,' said the clerk.
>
> 'What do you call her at home?'
>
> 'Lard ass.'
>
>
> George L

I will be SO glad when summer is over and the little pain in the asses
are back in school...

<sigh>
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.


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