On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 02:28:22 -0500, Omelet wrote:

> In article >,
> "George Leppla" > wrote:
>
>> A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
>>
>> Crissssssscoooo!'
>>
>> Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle
>> 3.'
>>
>> The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling
>> my wife. She's in here somewhere'
>>
>> The clerk is astonished.
>>
>> 'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
>>
>> The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in
>> public.'
>>
>> 'I see,' said the clerk.
>>
>> 'What do you call her at home?'
>>
>> 'Lard ass.'
>>
>> George L
>
> I will be SO glad when summer is over and the little pain in the asses
> are back in school...
>
> <sigh>

meh. the joke isn't great, but we've seen worse from regulars. and i seem
to recall george l. making food-related comments.

your pal,
blake