Getting from the sofa to fetch another beer and returning safely to sofa IS
exercise.

The conspiracy theorists claiming NASA puts beer into squeeze tubes are
wrong. Drinking and driving at 17,000 mph IS frowned upon.

Rinse out empty cans and bottles for recycling so they don't stink up the
place.

Drinking beer while peeing is poetry in motion.

If you're out of beer, you're disqualified!

Andy