Reading from news:rec.food.cooking,
Andy > posted:

> Cans are OK in a pinch. Bottles are better and will break into a lot more
> pieces when you throw it. Shooting beer from a can is the can's only saving
> grace. Make a hole in the bottom, with a can opener or something, put it to
> your mouth then pop the top. Guzzle as fast as you can. Spillage is
> considered bad form.
>
> The practice of getting hosed, guzzling from a keg hose for as long as
> possible, is an acceptable practice.
>
> And finally, from personal experience, never assume the cap on a bottle of
> beer is twist-off. Keep a church key on your keychain just in cases.

The most infuriating part of that whole post, especially the parts I
quoted, is that I'm a pot smoker, and that's illegal, while beer drinkers
can party like this... And what's usually found during domestic
disturbances? Alcohol.

Damaeus