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Damaeus said...

> Reading from news:rec.food.cooking,
> Andy > posted:
>
>> Cans are OK in a pinch. Bottles are better and will break into a lot
>> more pieces when you throw it. Shooting beer from a can is the can's
>> only saving grace. Make a hole in the bottom, with a can opener or
>> something, put it to your mouth then pop the top. Guzzle as fast as you
>> can. Spillage is considered bad form.
>>
>> The practice of getting hosed, guzzling from a keg hose for as long as
>> possible, is an acceptable practice.
>>
>> And finally, from personal experience, never assume the cap on a bottle
>> of beer is twist-off. Keep a church key on your keychain just in cases.

>
> The most infuriating part of that whole post, especially the parts I
> quoted, is that I'm a pot smoker, and that's illegal, while beer
> drinkers can party like this... And what's usually found during domestic
> disturbances? Alcohol.
>
> Damaeus



I was gifted a homegrown pot cigar in Australia where it's legal, by my
boss' brother (a farmer). Lasted me for a week and was easy to carry
around. Did it's job better than I can remember! @)

Best,

Andy
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I'm no longer a danger to society.