by Jillian Madison

1. Sandra Lee lets random *** men feel her up.
It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
“sure!” They’ve been best buds ever since.

2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is ***.
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
(”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
was 18. He told her he was ***, and she replied, “Of course you are!
Everybody knows that!”

3. Sandra Lee credits her *** brother for her “thoughtful sensitivity”
and her “openness and accepting quality.”
Luckily for Johnny, she DOESN’T credit him for her Kwanzaa cake.
Seriously though, we’re not sure exactly which “accepting quality”
she’s referring to, other than her willingness to accept a cocktail at 8
AM.

4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
overworked maid?

5. In the early 90s, Sandra Lee created a product called “Kurtain
Kraft.”
It’s basically a gigantic wire rack with bits of fabric stuck to it in
order to create the appearance of decorative drapery. She paid $50,000
to film the infomercial, and to hire mentor Florence Henderson as the
product spokesperson. The good news? Kurtain Kraft is now available for
$2.84 on Amazon!

6. Sandra Lee hates people who criticize her and her shows.
According to Sandra, by making fun of her, “you are taking a shot at
every woman in America who is just trying to get it done.” Thanks, but
don’t speak for me, Sandy. I’m a woman getting it done, without
pre-chopped onions or Cool Whip’s 1-800 number on my speed dial.

7. The first episode of Semi-Homemade was about candy.
Seriously! Sandra Lee wrapped marshmallows in fondant, and called the
creation “thoughtful and healthful.” Thoughtful and healthful? For who?
Willy Wonka?

8. Sandra Lee is a Semi-Homemade mother.
Sandra’s new boyfriend, Andrew Cuomo, has 3 daughters. In last month’s
Redbook interview, Sandra said, “I have three kids that are my sweetie
daughters — and we don’t say “stepmom,” we say “weekend daughter.”
WEEKEND DAUGHTER? That’s terrible. “Sorry, it’s Wednesday! You’re not my
daughter today! Come back on Saturday!”

She calls them “weekend daughters” - but what do they call her?
Steplush?