In article >,
Ubiquitous > wrote:

> 1. Sandra Lee lets random *** men feel her up.
> It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
> complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
> “sure!” They’ve been best buds ever since.
>
> 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is ***.
> “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
> (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
> was 18. He told her he was ***, and she replied, “Of course you are!
> Everybody knows that!”

2A. Extrapolating, Sandra Lee lets her random *** younger brother feel
her up.

--
Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"
--actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST