On Jul 29, 9:59*pm, Anim8rFSK > wrote:
> In article >,
>
> *Ubiquitous > wrote:
> > 1. Sandra Lee lets random *** men feel her up.
> > It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
> > complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
> > “sure!” *They’ve been best buds ever since.
>
> > 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is ***.
> > “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
> > (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
> > was 18. He told her he was ***, and she replied, “Of course you are!
> > Everybody knows that!”
>
> 2A. *Extrapolating, Sandra Lee lets her random *** younger brother feel
> her up.

Would he want to?
>
> --
> Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
> Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"

I masturbate, therefore I am?

> --actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST

--Bryan