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Ubiquitous

wrote:
> Ubiquitous > wrote:

>> 1. Sandra Lee lets random *** men feel her up.
>> It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
>> complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
>> “sure!” They’ve been best buds ever since.
>>
>> 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is ***.
>> “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
>> (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
>> was 18. He told her he was ***, and she replied, “Of course you are!
>> Everybody knows that!”
>
>2A. Extrapolating, Sandra Lee lets her random *** younger brother feel
>her up.

Hurray for the transitive property?

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