On Aug 4, 2:23*pm, "Felice" > wrote:
> Which was not spent in The Land of Peanut Butter and Jelly:
>
> Two slices of white sandwich bread
> A generous slathering of Hellman's Mayo
> Half a tin of King Oscar sardines
> Two or three squirts of lemon juice
> A thin slice of onion
> Some crisp iceberg lettuce
>
> It doesn't get much better than this.

Actually, that doesn't sound too bad. I used to eat sardines on
crackers with my dad while we watched the ballgame. My favorite
childhood sandwich was Oscar Mayer bologna on Wonder Bread with
mustard and potato chips. Mashed under one's palm, it was truly a
delicacy, lol.