On Aug 4, 6:01 pm, bulka > wrote:
> On Aug 4, 3:23 pm, "Felice" > wrote:
>
> > Which was not spent in The Land of Peanut Butter and Jelly:
>
> > Two slices of white sandwich bread
> > A generous slathering of Hellman's Mayo
> > Half a tin of King Oscar sardines
> > Two or three squirts of lemon juice
> > A thin slice of onion
> > Some crisp iceberg lettuce
>
> > It doesn't get much better than this.
>
> > Felice
>
> Not a childhood favorite, but sometimes, like yesterday, I get a
> craving. On toast and, too lazy to run out just for lettuce, subbed
> cabbage.

As a starving student there was a period when my standard dinner was
sardines and saltines, followed by quarter beer night.

Once, as an art project/joke I made a bunch of balony sandwiches with
the cheapest meat and bread. The only condiment was quotes from Oscar
Wilde. I hadn't had lunchmeat in years. Surprisingly tasty.