Felice > wrote in message
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> Which was not spent in The Land of Peanut Butter and Jelly:
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> Two slices of white sandwich bread
> A generous slathering of Hellman's Mayo
> Half a tin of King Oscar sardines
> Two or three squirts of lemon juice
> A thin slice of onion
> Some crisp iceberg lettuce
>
> It doesn't get much better than this.

Mine childhood sandwich was:
Two slices of Kilpatrick White
A generous slathering of Miracle Whip
Another generous slathering of French's Yellow Mustard
Three slices of Oscar Mayer Olive Loaf
A large helping of Iceberg

All washed down with Shasta Grape Soda.

The moment Kilpatrick's went out of business, we switched over to Gemco's
brand, Lady Lee, which was awful.

The Ranger