On Aug 4, 3:23*pm, "Felice" > wrote:
> Which was not spent in The Land of Peanut Butter and Jelly:
>
> Two slices of white sandwich bread
> A generous slathering of Hellman's Mayo
> Half a tin of King Oscar sardines
> Two or three squirts of lemon juice
> A thin slice of onion
> Some crisp iceberg lettuce
>
> It doesn't get much better than this.
>
> Felice

Excellent. I like smoked oysters on rye; no mayo just onion.