Ubiquitous wrote:
> by Jillian Madison
>
> 1. Sandra Lee lets random *** men feel her up.
> It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
> complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
> “sure!” They’ve been best buds ever since.
>
> 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is ***.
> “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
> (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
> was 18. He told her he was ***, and she replied, “Of course you are!
> Everybody knows that!”
>
> 3. Sandra Lee credits her *** brother for her “thoughtful sensitivity”
> and her “openness and accepting quality.”
> Luckily for Johnny, she DOESN’T credit him for her Kwanzaa cake.
> Seriously though, we’re not sure exactly which “accepting quality”
> she’s referring to, other than her willingness to accept a cocktail at 8
> AM.
>
> 4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
> Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
> off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
> overworked maid?
>
> 5. In the early 90s, Sandra Lee created a product called “Kurtain
> Kraft.”
> It’s basically a gigantic wire rack with bits of fabric stuck to it in
> order to create the appearance of decorative drapery. She paid $50,000
> to film the infomercial, and to hire mentor Florence Henderson as the
> product spokesperson. The good news? Kurtain Kraft is now available for
> $2.84 on Amazon!
>
> 6. Sandra Lee hates people who criticize her and her shows.
> According to Sandra, by making fun of her, “you are taking a shot at
> every woman in America who is just trying to get it done.” Thanks, but
> don’t speak for me, Sandy. I’m a woman getting it done, without
> pre-chopped onions or Cool Whip’s 1-800 number on my speed dial.
>
> 7. The first episode of Semi-Homemade was about candy.
> Seriously! Sandra Lee wrapped marshmallows in fondant, and called the
> creation “thoughtful and healthful.” Thoughtful and healthful? For who?
> Willy Wonka?
>
> 8. Sandra Lee is a Semi-Homemade mother.
> Sandra’s new boyfriend, Andrew Cuomo, has 3 daughters. In last month’s
> Redbook interview, Sandra said, “I have three kids that are my sweetie
> daughters — and we don’t say “stepmom,” we say “weekend daughter.”
> WEEKEND DAUGHTER? That’s terrible. “Sorry, it’s Wednesday! You’re not my
> daughter today! Come back on Saturday!”
>
> She calls them “weekend daughters” - but what do they call her?
> Steplush?
>

I'm just going to assume you know her background.

You do realize she is formally trained right?

Just because she has a show that was based on making entertaining an
easy option, does not make her an idiot.

If I could make a few hundred thousand dollars doing that, it's likely I
would do the same.

I just thought you might want to consider the obvious in case it didn't
occur to you.


Bob