Phil..c wrote:

> I cant resist this is an OLD joke but I am by your post reminded of
> it . Here we go .Dont flame if you have heard it before .
>
> Rooster
>
> A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market
> looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster -
> one that would service all of his many hens.
>
> When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have
> just the rooster for you. Rooter here is the horniest rooster you
> will ever see!"
>
> So the farmer took rooter back to the farm. Before setting him loose
> in the hen house though, he gave rooter a little pep talk. "rooter ",
> he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff." And without a word,
> Rooter then strutted into the hen house.
>
> Young Rooter was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a
> thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till
> he had finished having his way with each hen. But young rooter didn't
> stop there, he went in to the horse paddock and mounted all the
> horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went
> to the pig house where he did the same.
>
> The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop,
> rooter , you'll kill yourself." But rooter continued, seeking out
> each farm animal in the same manner.
>
> Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw a pretty sad and
> sorry looking roother lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the
> air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A eagle was
> already circling above the what appeared shagged and very dead rooter the
> rooster .
>
> The farmer walked over to rooter saying, "Oh you poor ******* , look
> what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you you stupid
> shagger ."
>
> "Shhhhh," rooter whispered, "The eagle is getting closer."
>
> Stop me if you have heard it <g>

ROTFL!!!
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