On Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:21:17 +0200, ChattyCathy wrote:

> Thought you might find this amusing:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/n4y2la
>
> <quote>
> Greek woman sets tourist alight
> 2009-08-07 21:02
>
> Iraklio - A Greek woman was scheduled to appear in court on the island
> of Crete on Friday after allegedly setting a British tourist on fire
> for sexual harassment.
>
> The incident occurred in the coastal resort of Malia, a popular
> destination for young British travellers that is also a hotspot for
> alcohol-fuelled antics.
>
> The 26-year-old student identified by media as Marina Fanouraki was
> charged with causing grievous bodily harm early on Thursday when she
> allegedly poured her drink on the Briton and set him on fire.
>
> Her lawyer claims that she only splashed the drink in the victim's face
> when he tried to fondle her.
>
> The victim, identified in media reports as 23-year-old Stuart Feltham
> from Swindon, is currently being treated at a local clinic.
>

i really liked our boy's version of the story (related by his parents):

Ian Feltham, 48, said his son was approached out of the blue by a
complete stranger who threw accelerant over him.

....because we all know the bitchez pull that kinda shit all the time.

your pal,
blake